“mShepard can’t get an erection ever since the Lazarus project (they didn’t fix him quite right). That’s why he flirts with all female crew on the ship to feel more masculine, but dumps them before things get to a physical point.”
Submitted by anonymous.

“mShepard can’t get an erection ever since the Lazarus project (they didn’t fix him quite right). That’s why he flirts with all female crew on the ship to feel more masculine, but dumps them before things get to a physical point.”

Submitted by anonymous.

 
“No matter Shepard’s gender, background or where s/he falls on the Paragon/Renegade spectrum, Garrus loves him/her even if he doesn’t show it very much.. be it as a romantic interest or like they’re family, Shepard is the most important person in Garrus’ life.”
Submitted by enamuko.

“No matter Shepard’s gender, background or where s/he falls on the Paragon/Renegade spectrum, Garrus loves him/her even if he doesn’t show it very much.. be it as a romantic interest or like they’re family, Shepard is the most important person in Garrus’ life.”

Submitted by enamuko.

 
“Shepard was actually heartbroken that Mordin specified that he wasn’t interested.”
Submitted by theserpentking.

“Shepard was actually heartbroken that Mordin specified that he wasn’t interested.”

Submitted by theserpentking.

 
“Dr. Chakwas thought she was asexual until she fell in love with Shepard. She still doesn’t know how to deal with these feelings, so she’ll probably never say anything.”
Submitted by anonymous.

“Dr. Chakwas thought she was asexual until she fell in love with Shepard. She still doesn’t know how to deal with these feelings, so she’ll probably never say anything.”

Submitted by anonymous.

 
“Shepard once had a dream about an awful war upon Earth. He woke up and could still hear the voice of a short and long haired man telling a story of someone known as ‘Hawke’.
Submitted by anonymous.

“Shepard once had a dream about an awful war upon Earth. He woke up and could still hear the voice of a short and long haired man telling a story of someone known as ‘Hawke’.

Submitted by anonymous.

 
When Shepard was asked why he trained for the Sentinel class, he explained how the class’ well-rounded skill set has various strategic advantages over the other classes.
(The real reason is because “The Sentinel” is his favorite Judas Priest song.)
Submitted with image by thedudevondoom.

When Shepard was asked why he trained for the Sentinel class, he explained how the class’ well-rounded skill set has various strategic advantages over the other classes.

(The real reason is because “The Sentinel” is his favorite Judas Priest song.)

Submitted with image by thedudevondoom.

 
“Once Joker found out what the “W” in Ashley W. Shepard stood for, the commander never lived it down.
(Joker thinks that if they ever marry, Ash should hyphenate her name… so they will be Ashley William Shepard and Ashley Williams-Shepard.)
(…Shepard thinks it’s funny. Ash does not.)”
Submitted by plotdevice.

“Once Joker found out what the “W” in Ashley W. Shepard stood for, the commander never lived it down.

(Joker thinks that if they ever marry, Ash should hyphenate her name… so they will be Ashley William Shepard and Ashley Williams-Shepard.)

(…Shepard thinks it’s funny. Ash does not.)”

Submitted by plotdevice.

 
“When Shepard died, Joker felt like it was his fault for not leaving the ship in time and couldn’t sleep or eat, Dr. Chakwas and Garrus had to watch over him for almost a year until he finally started piloting again.”
Submitted by turian-necromorph.

“When Shepard died, Joker felt like it was his fault for not leaving the ship in time and couldn’t sleep or eat, Dr. Chakwas and Garrus had to watch over him for almost a year until he finally started piloting again.”

Submitted by turian-necromorph.

 
“Regardless of who Shepard romances, Thane and Liara both fall in love with her.”
Submitted by urdnoteve.

“Regardless of who Shepard romances, Thane and Liara both fall in love with her.”

Submitted by urdnoteve.

 
“The reason Commando!Femshep uses the Mattock is because Mindoir’s defense force was one of the colonial militias that used it. It was, in fact, the weapon her father used to cover her escape from the Batarians.”
Submitted by cannibalhalfling.

“The reason Commando!Femshep uses the Mattock is because Mindoir’s defense force was one of the colonial militias that used it. It was, in fact, the weapon her father used to cover her escape from the Batarians.”

Submitted by cannibalhalfling.